
Bill Pierson
This would-be artist’s over-commitment to his latest idea is only slightly outweighed by his commitment to his family. Slightly.
Meg Pierson
As a loving mom and the voice of reason, she often serves as the counterpoint to her family’s shenanigans, though she does consider herself a fun person, as long as everyone behaves.


Luke Pierson
A hardcore gamer, fast food connoisseur, and proud wearer of the same battered baseball cap he’s had since middle school, Luke is a fixture in the family home… mostly behind a closed bedroom door.
Katie Pierson
With a collection of an alarming number of trinkets and a master plan for every situation, Katie’s dream life is neat, tidy, and rule-following… if only the rest of her family would cooperate.


Daisy Pierson
Hopelessly enamored with 80s heart-throbs, this voraciously picky eater is convinced her parents are totally clueless to what’s cool.